Short Bio
Cristela Alonzo has a stellar body. View her bra size, weight, height, and more!
Hispanic American celebrity Cristela was born January 6, 1979 in San Juan, Texas. She’s not only an actress on TV show Cristela, but also it’s creator. She wrote also several episodes of Mind of Mencia and Ladies Room Diaries. Since 2006, Alonzo makes her living as stand up comedian so she definitely has good sense of humor. Alonzo is 35 years old.
She has been in a long-term relationship with fellow stand-up comedian Stephen Halasz. Her mother Natalia raised her and her three siblings as a single parent.
She toured with comedian Carlos Mencia for two years and was a writer for his Comedy Central show Mind of Mencia.
Body Statistics Table
Cristela Alonzo's body statistics are seen in the table below. Take a look at measurements like height and weight!
| Height | 1.75 m, 5'8" (feet & inches) |
|---|---|
| Weight | 81.5 kg, 180 pounds |
| Cup Size (US) | Cup Size E |
| Bra Size (US) | 38E |
| Implants or Natural (Breasts) | N/A |
| Breasts-Waist-Hips | 43-33-43 inches (109-84-109 cm) |
| Shoe Size (US) | 8 |
| Body Shape | Round |
| Dress Size (US) | 16 |
Cristela Alonzo Inspirational Quotes
"My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie."
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"I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative."
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"I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough."
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"My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else."
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"I love multi-cam. I grew up in a border town in South Texas right next to Mexico, a million miles away from this world... and to me, multi-cams are just like theater."
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